No Milk Here Boss
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nutellanna:

yesssss

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The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don’t know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that the dream is reality, and it really happened.
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (via killerwave)

(Source: corona-borealis)

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via: cy-pher
source: notbread

squidwurd:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: notbread)

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friends are like balloons

if you stab them they die

(Source: mechastreisand)

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(Source: applewayfarers)

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    beginning of sentence: omfg
    end of sentence: omg
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Write hard and clear about what hurts.
Ernest Hemingway (via seabois)
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Everything here is shippable. Even I’m shippable; But that dear children is self insertion, and is in fact frowned upon in most fandoms.

casexualdeanshomowork:

(Source: homoerotic-confections)

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23silence:

James Jebusa Shannon (1862-1923) - Lady Marjorie Manners later marchioness of Anglesey, Wales (1883-1946)

23silence:

James Jebusa Shannon (1862-1923) - Lady Marjorie Manners later marchioness of Anglesey, Wales (1883-1946)

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    Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
    Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
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Return To Cranford, Part 1.

(Source: hiddle-stoners)

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